Terms of Use

Last updated: August 2026

Please read these terms before using Bite Me Seriously and the Eve companion at bitemeseriously.co.uk ("the service"). By using it, you agree to these terms.

What this service is

Eve is a casual, AI-powered conversational companion. It is provided for easy, informal conversation and company. It is a small, free service, run independently by one person — not a company or organisation.

What this service is not

Eve is not a substitute for professional medical, mental health, legal, or financial advice. It is not a crisis service, a therapist, a counsellor, or a medical provider. If you are in crisis or need professional support, please contact a qualified professional, emergency services, or a relevant helpline directly.

No warranty

The service is provided "as is," without warranties of any kind, express or implied. AI-generated responses may occasionally be inaccurate, incomplete, or unhelpful. We do not guarantee the service will be uninterrupted, error-free, or available at all times.

Acceptable use

You agree not to use the service to:

Usage limits

To keep the service free and sustainable, a daily limit applies to how many messages can be sent from a given device. This limit may change without notice.

Age

This service is intended for use by people aged 16 and over. If you are younger than this, please do not use the service without a parent or guardian's involvement.

Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Bite Me Seriously and its operator are not liable for any loss or damage arising from your use of, or inability to use, the service, including reliance on any response generated by Eve.

Changes to the service or these terms

We may change, suspend, or discontinue the service, or update these terms, at any time. Continued use after changes means you accept the updated terms.

Other linked services

Our Facebook page and Buy Me a Coffee page are third-party platforms with their own separate terms, which govern your use of those platforms.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales.

Contact

Questions about these terms can be sent to hello@bitemeseriously.co.uk or via the contact form.