A small, free companion called Eve — someone to talk to about anything, any time. It's not therapy and doesn't claim to be; it's just calm, easy conversation for whenever you'd like a bit of company. No sign-up, no download — open the page and talk.
Built by one person, not a company — a plain, honest space to vent, nothing slicker than that.
Talk to EveThree things, and that's the whole idea.
No account, no download. Tap "Talk to Eve" and you're straight in.
Speak out loud, or switch to typing any time — whatever suits the moment.
Eve remembers where you left off on your device, so it doesn't feel like starting over.
The idea behind it, plainly stated.
Bite Me Seriously started from a simple idea: not every hard moment needs a solution. Sometimes it just needs a voice on the other end that isn't going anywhere — something to talk to about the weather, the football, or absolutely nothing important, while things settle.
Eve isn't therapy, and it doesn't try to be. It won't diagnose you, treat you, or give advice on anything serious. What it does is have calm, easy conversation, without judgement and without an agenda — built to be steady and low-key, like an easy-going friend on a quiet evening.
It's kept free, funded by the odd coffee from people who find it useful, and built by someone who thinks the quiet, in-between moments deserve a bit of care too.
To be plain about it: this isn't a polished company or a startup. It's one person's small project — an old codger, honestly — who wanted to build somewhere quiet for people to vent when there's no one else around. No investors, no team, no grand plan. Just that.
Just one person — not a company, not a startup, no investors or team. Built by someone who wanted a plain, honest place for people to vent when there's no one else around. That's genuinely the whole story.
No. Eve is a casual conversational companion, not a mental health professional. It doesn't diagnose, treat, or give clinical advice. If you need professional support, please reach out to a real doctor, therapist, or helpline.
Yes — no account and no payment needed to use it. There's a small daily limit on how many messages you can send, just to keep it sustainable, and an optional donation link if you'd like to help keep it running.
No. There's no sign-up, no login, and no password. Just open the page and start talking.
Your chat history is stored locally on your own device (in your browser), not on a central server tied to your identity. Clearing your browser's data will clear Eve's memory of your past conversations. See the Privacy Policy for full detail.
Eve is built to notice if a conversation turns toward something heavier, and will gently point toward relevant local support — never forced, never repeated. It tries to detect your country to show a genuinely useful local helpline rather than a generic one. You can also browse our Resources page any time.
Yes — anywhere English is spoken. It isn't limited to the UK or US.
Yes, it works right in your phone's browser — no app store needed. You can also add it to your home screen for one-tap access, the same way you'd add any app.
Questions, feedback, or something not working right — this reaches a real inbox.